T.J. Houshmandzadeh Reaches Deal With Seattle, Uniform Name Stitcher Cries

According to media reports on Monday, Whosyourmomma and Seattle have agreed to a 5 year, $40 million deal.
What does this mean for fantasy owners? Well in my opinion, NOT GOOD! T.J had over 200 catches in the last 2 seasons with the Bengals, but Seattles top receiver, Bobby Engram, had only 47 catches last year. I know he can’t catch, but still… With no true deep threat in Seattle, it is still to be seen how T.J will fair when he is focused on as the #1 WR. Is Palmer a better QB then Hasselbeck? I think that is up in the air for debate, but the ways the defenses will approach T.J is the real issue.
On another note, WHAT IS CINCINATTI DOING?! Holy shit, they franchise their kicker, and get rid of their top WR? They now have no running game, and their best WR is a aging Chad Johnson, with not much left in the tank. Good luck this year if you don’t have major plans for free agency…
Then there is Seattle, Whosyourmomma said going to a contending team is VERY important to him, and if you play a franchise in madden, then you know what they say is always true! Even when I win back to back to back rings in madden and hit up the free agency and offer less money to a player who says the most important thing is a good team, they never accept! I guess Madden is true in real life too because Houshmanzadeh definitely did not find himself a contending team in seattle. Let me explain… 4-12 last year, no running game, no o-line, no defense and their top reciever last year sucked. The ONE bright spot, if you can call it that, is Hasselbeck who is not THAT great, even if he “does want the ball and is gonna score.”
Good luck in 2009 T.J, you will need it.

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Haha, You are right, the guy who stitches on the names in Seattle needs a raise!
Show me the money!!!
Championship….Lock it up, not so much…….
Dude he is fine he will have plenty of catches. The Seahwawks were killed by injuries. Next to the Eagles the Seahwaks were the 2nd most throwing team in the league last year so TJ could put up even better number this season with a team throwing the ball that much
TJ is going to slowly die in Seattle and want out in 2 years. mark my words.
Why would anyone go to Seattle by choice??
New coach, new system, new players… Seattle will be a much better team this season than last… as far as cinci goes that team has been in disarray my whole life.. they had a couple years that shined but mostly I just find myself saying, “WOW the bengals are stupid”
As far as fantasy goes he will have over 100 again this year - lock it up lol
Also you say how bad the Seahawks are until last year they won their division 4 years in a ro, I would say thats a pretty good team
Ya? And the Bears were sweet in ‘85… who gives a shit what they use to do? not this guy.
he’ll make plays, but they are going to need a guy to stretch the defense and open up the middle of the field
They have it though when Deion Branch is healthy
Deion Branch is a legit deep threat? Please… Deion Sanders maybe!
Deion Branch can certainly stretch defenses, if he stays healthy Hasselback should have a field day. Housh has averaged 98 reception over the past three years (Yahoo Sports). I’ll take the over.
Did you read the article? “T.J had over 200 catches in the last 2 seasons with the Bengals” I think most users can avg. that out
Yeah I read the article….I think most users would agree that a 3 year span when compared to a 2 year span builds a stonger case when analyzing a players career
lol well played sir
Nice avatar, would that happen to be the same bear from The Great Outdoors???
No, my avatar is a self pic.
Man you are sure looking grizzled
is that what canada does to normal good looking american guys? I mean last time I saw you, you looked so much different!! and Housh’s avg receptions over the past 5 years is 89 catches so i one upped the one upper!
Did anyone see that Derrick Ward sign a pretty hefty deal with Tampa Bay, when TB already has earnest graham, cadillac williams, and (not 100% if retired or not) Warrick Dunn… WTF??
Fantasy football nightmare….the 3.5 back system
No dude Warrick Dunn got released last with just like every old player except Rodney Barber was the only one who wasn’t released
i have to laugh at ronde being called rodney lol
Lol sorry I don’t spell check or read what I write
lol i dont really care about typos, only ones that turn into “rodney”
back to the topic at hand…
boy cincinatti crumbled so bad, rudi, ocho, housh, carson daly, they were so sick for a couple years there
they might be this year’s lions
LOL Rodney Barber, the 3rd unknown brother like the Other Manning kid
yeah hes a like a janitor or something and his brothers are NFL players LOL!!
I think he still lives in Archie’s basement
I thought he was an “artist” lol. I picture something like the weird artist brother on Wedding Crashers