Would Someone Pay Manny Already?

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So Manny rejected the 45 million dollar offer by the Dodgers, although the real contract was 41 million.

Now trust me on this I hate Man-Ram, but seriously you can’t doubt the guys talent! I can name 10 teams that have big payrolls and could for sure use Manny.

The Teams:

Dodgers: You need Manny to carry the excuse of a ball club that you have.

Yankees: Think of the line up alone, Manny batting fourth sandwiched between Arod and tex, who wants to pitch to that?

Giants: Fuck you paid Zito

Cardinals: Give Albert some help

Cubs: You sign Manny, you have the best top 4 in baseball-Soriano, D. Lee, Manny and Aramis

Orioles: You’ve spent money before IE Tejada and Albert Bell, trust me Manny would be tops

Rangers: 1. You gave Arod the biggest contract ever. 2. Without Milton Bradly you need a DH, let Manny fill that open spot

Astros: With the short porch in left Manny could easily hit 60 homers and would lead the majors, he would get to 600 HRs i your ballpark, think of the payday

Angles: What are you doing? You had a terrible off season, please give Vlad someone to play with. You have the best pitching staff now get an offense.

Nationals: Lets be honest you don’t have a chance to win and Manny doesn’t care if he is winning, he just wants that paper. You have spent money on everyone else so just let Manny be the face of the franchise.

If you don’t feel that Manny isn’t worth the money, please tell me that the Red Sox wouldn’t have won in the ALCS if they had Manny in the four hole behind Papi


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  • Published On Feb. 27, 2009 by Kittels N Bits
  • 8 Comments

    1. Respect This Hustle
      Respect This Hustle
      2/27/09

      He’ll be a Dodger, and if not than L.A’s lost will be someone else’s gain this guy can straight hit

    2. Papa Bear
      2/27/09

      I don’t think L.A is gonna fork over the monaaaay

    3. SammiJo
      SammiJo
      2/28/09

      Any chance for Manny to come here to ZONA?! We will take him!!

    4. Korengel
      2/28/09

      It’s the Dodgers.

      Off topic, but what the hell is in Manny’s mouth in the pic? Japanese Beetle?

    5. SammiJo
      SammiJo
      2/28/09

      Looks like gum with chewing tobacco, ewww! It better not be a beetle!!! haha

    6. The Chosen One
      The Chosen One
      2/28/09

      Manny had a prolific second half last year and IF he can keep it up hes worth the $$$, but he probably should have taken that deal I mean 20 mil a season is bank last time I checked..

    7. Reyes87
      Reyes87
      2/28/09

      The Angels should sign Manny. If they do, they are the team to beat. Manny is the nest hitter in Baseball period. Defense is overrated, and with the Angels pitching staff, he probably wont be fielding much anyways. The Angels owner is filthy rich; distribute the wealth BRO!

    8. StopThis
      StopThis
      2/28/09

      Angels really need a hitter like Manny

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